Joke of the Day
Italian Medical Dictionary
artery - study of painting
bacteria - back door to cafeteria
barium - what doctors do when treatment fails
bowel - letter like A E I O U
caesarean section - a district in Rome
CAT scan - searching for kitty
cauterize - made eye contact with hers
colic - a sheepdog
coma - a punctuation marks
consensual - friendly
D and C - where Washington is
dilate - to live long
enema - not a friend
fester - quicker
fibula - a small lie
genital - not Jewish GI
Series - soldiers' ballgame
high colonic - Jewish religious holiday
impotent - distinguished, well known
labor pain - getting hurt at work
nitrate - cheaper than day rate
outpatient - person who has fainted
PAP smear - fatherhood test
pelvis - cousin of Elvis
postoperative - letter carrier
prostate - flat on your back
recovery room - place to do upholstery
rheumatic - amorous, or room just under house roof
secretion - hiding something
seizure - Roman emperor
tablet - a small table
terminal illness - getting sick at the airport
tibia - country in North Africa
tumor - more than one urine - opposite of you're out
varicose - nearby
vein - conceited
Thought of the Day
There is no distinctly native American criminal class save Congress.
-Mark Twain
